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That was the funniest thing of my life.

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And seriously, I think you'll... Oh my
god! Look, look, look, look, look!

3
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Wait, wait, wait. When he busts all over
your face?

4
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That is so fucking funny. I love that.
That's like the best call. I know!

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like perfectly timed.

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Have you seen... Oh my gosh. Okay, wait.

7
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There was one really funny one. I
didn't... I meant to text it to you and

8
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didn't. Look at this, look at this. Who
did that? Oh my god!

9
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No! Are you serious?

10
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This is so perfect!

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Who did this?

12
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I don't know. I have a lot of content
coming out of this election. Oh my god.

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Comedy gold. That is hilarious.

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That is hilarious.

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Hey girls.

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Hey dad.

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Are you getting ready for movie night?

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Come on.

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Popcorn.

20
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Don't you think we're a little bit too
old to be doing movie night anymore?

21
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Come on.

22
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We would love to have movie night, Mr.
Rossi.

23
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Okay, good. I'll see you guys soon.

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She got us in tune now. Like, come on.
What do you mean?

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You know, ever since I've turned 18,
your dad's been looking at me some type

26
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way. Dad!

27
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And I think he's going to do something
tonight.

28
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Come on. You haven't ruled over my dad
before.

29
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That's different. Like, I would never do
anything. That's not shame.

30
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You need to live a little, okay?

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If something happens tonight, just go
for it.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Let's do it.

34
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Yeah,

35
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Jack, movie night's a pretty good idea,
I think.

36
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Yeah, we haven't done it in a few weeks,
though.

37
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Yeah How's the missus doing?

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Eh, you know.

39
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Not dead, yeah.

40
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Can't live with him?

41
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You heard?

42
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Can't live with him, can't uh, can't
kill him I guess. Yeah, I guess.

43
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Yeah, movie's good though.

44
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I mean, especially with the sports in
this town going bad the way it is.

45
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Don't get me started on sports then.

46
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Don't get me started.

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Is this almost ready?

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Uh, yeah, almost.

49
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Isn't... Isn't the popcorn good?

50
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What you doing there?

51
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Isn't that... Oh, yeah. Isn't that
pretty much ready?

52
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Yeah, that's, uh... Yeah, you did it
perfect.

53
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Um... What the fuck?

54
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Jack, you fucking pervert.

55
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Seriously?

56
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Is this why you had the fucking daughter
come over here?

57
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Yeah.

58
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I mean, you and I have history, right?

59
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We've done some weird shit, but, I mean,
like, a dick hole in the popcorn bag.

60
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Really?

61
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This is what it fucking come to now?

62
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Dude, you need to relax and calm down.

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It's totally her idea.

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So, like, we raised her to fuck her
through a bag of popcorn? This was her

65
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Her idea.

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She asked me to do it. If you don't
believe her, go ask for yourself.

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Okay. Okay.

68
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Now, I wouldn't exactly take offense if
you didn't shy away from my

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daughter tonight.

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You know, out of mutual respect, of
course. Your daughter?

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She like that?

72
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Oh, yeah.

73
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I had to go quick.

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Should we have another one?

75
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All right.

76
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Trust in you.

77
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Here, I'll take this one. You do this.

78
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Looks like we're ready to go.

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Yep.

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Let's do it.

81
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Sure.

82
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I think the food department is entirely
too lenient with these physical

83
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exhibitions of cats.

84
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It just

85
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brings

86
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up so much...

87
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Come on now, don't be a pussy.

88
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I can't believe what

89
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they recapped her with.

90
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Well, then you could come on and you
could get married and have such a good,

91
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happily ever after.

92
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Oh, it's just a usual sort of a story, I
suppose.

93
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After the contest was over, I thought of
all the wonderful things a girl ever

94
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dreamed about.

95
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Fame, fortune, love.

96
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So I found myself walking to the office.

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This is a really, really good movie.

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I love it so much.

99
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You guys are enjoying the movie, right?

100
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Yeah?

101
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Are you enjoying the movie?

102
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Dad? Yeah?

103
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Cool.

104
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That's right. Now walk a little towards
the door, will you?

105
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Yeah, that's right. Now come back this
way.

106
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All right. Now raise them up a little.

107
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Oh, don't mind me. I just want to see if
you're the right size.

108
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Oh, come on. Bring them up.

109
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Ah, bring them up a little higher.

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Up, up, up.

111
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That's it.

112
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Hey, I'm going to be okay, huh?

113
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You know, I can't have it all to myself.

114
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All right, all right, have it your own
way.

115
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Oh, we cut out the witness.

116
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Now,

117
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here's the address that we do.

118
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Oh, thank you.

119
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I don't know.

120
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Oh my God.

121
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um um

122
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It would be even better.

123
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Let's take these shorts off.

124
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Are you serious?

125
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Yeah, let's do it. It's fine. We can do
it.

126
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Oh, my God.

127
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That's not what friends do.

128
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Does it feel good?

129
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Oh, yes.

130
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You knew where they were like this?

131
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I had no idea.

132
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Oh, my.

133
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Oh, my.

134
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Oh, my. Oh, my.

135
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Oh, my. Oh, my.

136
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Oh,

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my. Oh, my.

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Oh,

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my.

140
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Oh, yeah.

141
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I understand.

142
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I don't want to see this sick, huh?

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Your daddy's country is so good.

144
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Well, next time, maybe night will be
better.

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